Fast food – That is what CRIMINAL is. An action/crime film made by Hollywood the same way McDonalds make its hamburgers: without love, with nothing special, following the same traditional recipe. It has a couple of “interesting” ideas, but unfortunately these weren’t really explored. I went to watch this film because Gary Oldman and Alice Eve, sadly both of their characters are the most underdeveloped ones (and Gary Oldman’s character, God! He has to be the most stupid and useless director in the story of CIA).